The Grammable Bistro — Media Kit

Dissolve delivers North America’s first (and only) authentic, hand-crafted gastro-photogenical experience.

Kylie Jenner, Kendal Jenner, the singing cowboy kid at Coachella, and now Hayden Kley. The world’s elite “instafamous’ celebrities are making way for the founder of the Grammable Bistro. Leave your preconceived notions about ‘taste and texture’ at the door and enjoy this too-close-for-comfort commentary on the quest for the elusive #foodporn pic.

Food that’s vegan-friendly, gluten-free, and inedible. Lighting that’s custom tailored to suit your feed. A passionate narrator who is only too serious. It’s all there over an artisanal montage of highly curated, non-threateningly attractive faces snapping pictures, and at the end of the day, leaving hungry.

The Grammable Bistro media kit